So many people are binning PCs
No TPM chips
Just dodgy product keys
If only they knew the command line switch
The ISO installer would stop being a bitch!

After you've created your Microsoft account
Logged in, answer questions - little scream and shout
User Account, Local User if you please
No need to send them telemetry

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Windows 11 Ain't Bad
So don't you abandon
the best you ever had
It's never been perfect
but when you compare
With everything else
you'll be pulling out your hair

If you don't wanna pay for a bigger OneDrive
Just leave those folders empty - you'll survive
Get yourself some external SSD's - 
Bitlocker passworded VHD's

A whole bunch of folks will say use Linux Mint
But that'll cause you headaches
So please take a hint
Others might tell you to get an Apple Mac
Empty out your bank account - massive heart attack!

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No Windows 11 Ain't Bad
So don't you abandon
the best you ever had
It's got device drivers
and everything you need
After some niggles
It's satisfaction.... guaranteed!